Mr Quotes
1616 Mr quotes by 1010 unique authors
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There are four simple ways for the observant to tell Mr. Croup and Mr. Vandemar apart: first, Mr. Vandemar is two and a half heads…
— Neil Gaiman
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Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they…
— Oscar Wilde
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As I sat in the hot, salty water, I thought, 'No wonder Mr. Bubble always gives me a urinary tract infection and hives.' Mr. Bubble…
— Augusten Burroughs
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God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will…
— Rick Riordan
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The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.
— Seth Grahame-Smith
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Mr. Gilbert had the earnest mania for self-improvement which has blighted the lives of so many young men.
— Christopher Morley
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Happy". I had not heard that word since Mr. Milgrom spoke it at the last Hanukkah. I asked him the question that had been on…
— Jerry Spinelli
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Gandalf, dwarves and Mr. Baggins! We are met together in the house of our friend and fellow conspirator, this most excellent and audacious hobbit—may the…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Surely you don’t disbelieve the prophecies, because you had a hand in bringing them about yourself? You don’t really suppose, do you, that all your…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. -Mr. Darcy
— Jane Austen
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I think that was when the headmaster realized he had lost; he realized then that he was finished. Because, what could he do? Was he…
— John Irving
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More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Mr. Langdon, I did not ask if you believe what man says about God. I asked if you believed in God. There is a difference.…
— Dan Brown
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What did I tell you, Mr. Pippin?' said Sam, sheathing his sword. 'Wolves won't get him. That was an eye-opener, and no mistake! Nearly singed…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Sometimes Holly seemed like she wasn't paying attention, and other times she was gone when I went looking for her. That was when she went…
— Alice Sebold
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It is in the brain, and the brain only, that the great sins of the world take place also. You, Mr. Gray, you yourself, with…
— Oscar Wilde
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Do you dance, Mr. Darcy?" Darcy: "Not if I can help it!" Sir William: "What a charming amusement for young people this is, Mr. Darcy!…
— Jane Austen
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Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not…
— Meg Cabot
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Alex decided he’d had enough. He put down his knife. “All right,” he said. “You’ve made it pretty clear that you don’t want to work…
— Anthony Horowitz
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Mr. Darcy began to feel the danger of paying Elizabeth too much attention.
— Jane Austen
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The word impossible contains the word possible' What's that-- some Zen thing?' I think Star Trek. Mr. Spock.
— Dean Koontz
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Hatred is like a long, dark shadow. Not even the person it falls upon knows where it comes from, in most cases. It is like…
— Haruki Murakami
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(While accepting the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award) I've been thinking about why you have to get famous to get an award for helping other people...If…
— Frank Sinatra
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Mr. Brown had thought of nothing but numbers. He should have known that the kingdom of God did not depend on large crowds. Our Lord…
— Chinua Achebe
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I don't think he was knowable. I mean, when most people talk about knowing somebody a lot or a little, they're talking about the secrets…
— Kurt Vonnegut
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