"As I sat in the hot, salty water,……" — Augusten Burroughs

As I sat in the hot, salty water, I thought, 'No wonder… - Augusten Burroughs
"As I sat in the hot, salty water, I thought, 'No wonder Mr. Bubble always gives me a urinary tract infection and hives.' Mr. Bubble was for common people. Mr. Bubble was for my so-called brother, their true child. I was a Vanderbilt. I should bathe in condiments and seasonings."

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