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Adam Carolla has 101 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your…
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They…
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would…
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to…
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who…
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you…
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get…
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in…
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Amazingly, we’ve become a culture that considers Twinkies, Cocoa Puffs, and Mountain Dew safe, but raw milk and compost-grown tomatoes unsafe.
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The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where…
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Don't hate me because, u ain't ME, I'm doing ME, You do you... while I'll sit back and relax sipping my mountain…
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I'm a spokesperson for Mountain Dew, so after I finish this, I am going to New York to shoot the first commercial,…
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(@) roses are red... ) violets are bluee ()(() please give me a mountain dew! )
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THIS IS FOR YOU TASIA I am not the type of guy who would call you at 3am and say I Love…
— Shubham Joshi
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