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Tom Lehrer has 72 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
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The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of…
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If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't…
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Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.
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Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under…
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In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
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I wasn't really a performer by temperament,
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You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my…
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Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the…
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If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike…
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But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.
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In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it . .…
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The moon, too, abases her subjects, but in the daytime she is ridiculous. Your dissatisfactions, on the other hand, arrive through the…
— Sylvia Plath
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The night sky in North Korea might be the most brilliant in northeast Asia, the only airspace spared the coal dust, Gobi…
— Barbara Demick
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He invited people to sign a petition that demanded either strict control of, or a total ban on, dihydrogen monoxide.... Yes, 86…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.
— Tom Lehrer
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Pride is the carbon-monoxide of Sin. It silently and slowly kills you without you even knowing.
— Timothy Keller
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They absorb carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide and give out oxygen. What could be more desirable? And they look good in the…
— Isaac Asimov
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Unhappiness is a dangerous thing, like carbon monoxide. You don't smell it, you don't taste it, it's formless and colourless, but it…
— Bella Pollen
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I also believe in cigarettes, cholesterol, alcohol, carbon monoxide, masturbation, the Arts Council, nuclear weapons, the Daily Telegraph, and not properly labeling…
— Dennis Potter
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Even in your home, nobody dies of smoke inhalation, they die of carbon monoxide.
— Unknown Author
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I'm hanging from ropes and chains with my veins all cut up In a puddle of blood, monoxide, bitch, what up.
— Twiztid
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