Mom Said Quotes

61 Mom Said quotes by 47 unique authors

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. — Tim Allen
My mom said giving birth was the most excruciating thing she's ever gone through in her life. So...if [a cesarean] doesn't happen, I'll be like,… — Britney Spears
I had to take my makeup off at work every night. I wasn't allowed to do it at home because my mom said that when… — Jodie Foster
When I was a child, I wanted to be an actor, but I had really bad buckteeth. I didn't want to get braces, but my… — James Franco
Once, a friend’s mom said to me when I was very young 'You can't really invest in your looks as the only thing because it's… — Rashida Jones
When I was 2 my mom said she knew I was going to be a singer. I`ve been performing ever since I was a young… — Avril Lavigne
For example, I loved English and history at school. I would have loved to have done a degree in either. But my Mom said I… — Vanessa Mae
In third grade, I was taking tap-dance lessons, and about six weeks before the recital I wanted to quit. My mom said, 'No, you're going… — Rebecca Lobo
Besides the alternate universe offered by a book, the quiet space of a museum was my favorite place to go. My mom said I was… — Amy Plum
My mom said I was an escapist at heart.... that I preferred imaginary worlds to the real one — Amy Plum
My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms... you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in… — Rachael Ray
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she… — Anthony Jeselnik
I just always wanted to be a singer. My mom said I was even singing in my cot! — Pixie Lott
I was watching TV at age 9 or 10, and my mom said that I came from the front room and I told her that… — Derek Luke
My mom said, 'Don't get married. You're too young. Go out there and experience what life has to offer.' And I did. — Emmitt Smith
My mom said there's a sunrise and a sunset every day and you can choose to be there or not. You can put yourself in… — Cheryl Strayed
My mom said I wasn't allowed to date until I was sixteen, but I broke that rule. She found out and said, 'I'm disappointed in… — Justin Bieber
When I was a child it was very clear what I was allowed to see and what I was not allowed to see and there… — Yul Vazquez
When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called the rabbi, and… — Roseanne Barr
I wanted to be a child actor so bad that every day I'd beg my parents if I could audition, but my mom said, 'Not… — Zooey Deschanel
I know my mom said as early as she can remember letting me watch TV, my one treat a week when I was like 6… — Rashida Jones
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom,… — Paula Poundstone
Mom said that people are interested in birds only in as much as they exhibit human behavior - greed and stupidity and anger - and… — Douglas Coupland
Mom told us we would have to go shoplifting. Isn't that a sin?" I asked Mom. Not exactly," Mom said. "God doesn't mind you bending… — Jeannette Walls
Of course, sweetie," his mom said. "We'll be here all day. You just come down whenever you want and we love you and you're so… — John Green

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