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Mom," said Peter, "nobody thinks you're a lackwit, if that's what you're worried about." Lackwit? In what musty drawer of some dead English professor's dust-covered… — Orson Scott Card
Ellen had long ago stopped being embarrassed by temper tantrums. She flipped it and wore it like a badge of honor. A temper tantrum was… — Lisa Scottoline
it was all your genes that made us geniuses, mom. said peter. we sure didn't get any from dad. i heard that. father said, not… — Orson Scott Card
And Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog," Mom said. "It's on the floor, by the back door." The flock and… — James Patterson
It comes with being sixteen," Mom said. "You teenagers, you go into a cocoon when you turn fifteen and don't come out for years." "So… — Neal Shusterman
Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The narcissist looks at… — Deb Caletti
Percy," my mom said. "I give you my blessing." "Be safe brother!" Tyson pleaded. "Enchiladas!" Grover said. I wasn't sure where that came from, but… — Rick Riordan
Mom, is the world coming to an end?" Jonny asked, picking up the plate of cookies and ramming one into his mouth. "No, it isn'T,"… — Susan Beth Pfeffer
What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the… — Susan Beth Pfeffer
Maybe I'm wrong," Mom said. "Maybe the world really is coming to an end." "Should I try Fox News?" I asked. Mom shuddered. "We're not… — Susan Beth Pfeffer
Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk… — John Green
My mom said I was a handful. Now I'm helpful. — Jamie Lee Curtis
Yes you're getting your tattoo." I threw my arms around Dad's neck. "Thank you!" "Hey," Mom said. "I'm the one who had to persuade him… — Kelley Armstrong
This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?" "He's a she," Mom said.… — Kelley Armstrong
Don't worry, God understands,' Mom said. 'He knows that your father is a cross we must bear. — Jeannette Walls
But if you kept thinking about a fight you’d lost, Mom said, you were programming yourself to lose again. — Karen Russell
Mom said, "His spirit is there," and that made me really angry. I told her, "Dad didn't have a spirit! He had cells!" "His memory… — Jonathan Safran Foer
You really want to know what else it was my mom said about you?" he asked. She shook her head. He didn't seem to notice.… — Cassandra Clare
So what if I don't learn algebra?' 'Someday schools will be open again,' Mom said. 'Things will be normal. You need to do your work… — Susan Beth Pfeffer
I hate Erma," I told Mom... "You have to show compassion for her..." She added that you should never hate anyone, even your worst enemies.… — Jeannette Walls
It must be some book," she said as she knelt down next to the bed..."Did that boy give it to you?" She asked out of… — John Green
I don't think you realize you get abusive. I gave you so many chances you wreck them. I'm shutting you out of my life for… — Jasmine Laura
Omfg xD soo I farted this morning.. and my mom said it was like a fart bubble.. xD cuz I farted then I went upstairs… — Patience
All guys favorite lines are my mom said I can't date .When they are to scared to break up wit you .ironic. — Miranda
I told my agents that I didn't want to go on the audition. But as that was happening I called my mom, who has been… — Mary Lynn Rajskub

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