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• If there is a God, he is a malign thug.
• I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.
• One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.
• Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography…
• There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.
• We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but…
• The world doesn't owe you anything. It was here first.
• All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. You can "already know for sure" things that…

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