Mike Quotes

275 Mike quotes by 205 unique authors

Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson [to Phil] — The Hangover
This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson — The Hangover
Devastating to hear of Mike Starr succumbing to his illness. So very sad. Our prayers are with his family. — Dr Drew
Lets you and I not push poor Mike any further this week. We dont want him to snap. — Edward Cullen
So, Big Mike, you like to shop? Tomorrow I am going to have to show you how it's done. -Leigh Anne Tuohy — The Blind Side
I don't like to be called Big Mike. - Michael Oher — The Blind Side
VVS's is in my necklace lookin like bad dikes. All my bitches bad like Mike no homo. Amber Rose, Kim Kardash type 5 star chicks,… — Killa Kyleon
I know it sounds ironic, but I have a good relationship with members of both parties of Congress, ... Mike well knows I oppose his… — Carole King
What makes you think you can't call someone like (outgoing Indiana coach) Mike Davis ? Give me his number and I'll talk to him if… — Unknown Author
Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver,… — Peter Griffin
Snap back, v neck, trues plus a mike in it. Yellow wind and purple, Im sipping it, lighting it. — Jadakiss
When I walk in all eyes on me...When you on tha ground I'm calling 1,2,3.....Your a parody Your a Spoof Mane you nutin so POOF!!!… — Lil Mike
I can make a black woman scream like she white! I can make a white woman scream like mike but before she start singing she… — Lil Wayne
Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a switch in his head. Like its a disease. -Sammi — Jersey Shore
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore
Mike, Mike Jackson, nigga I'm Bad. Rat-tat-tat-tat, tatted up on my back. — Unknown Author
Remove someones power, no matter who or what it is, from Barack Obama to Mike Tyson, and they WILL fall — Unknown Author
Don't believe what the blogs write. Mufuckas wanna know me so they call me Mike. — Unknown Author
How is snookie take it with Mike ? — Snooki
Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks. — Pauly D

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