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Michael Quotes by Seth Meyers
- This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes this excited to…
- Suspended NFL star Michael Vick told a bankruptcy court on Friday that his time in prison has given him a chance to think and he…
- It has been rumored that during his first concert in London this summer, Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael the first, will make a surprise appearance…
- According to the doctor who performed his autopsy report, Michael Jackson was mostly in fine physical shape when he died. The doctor then added, 'Oh-…
More Michael Quotes
- I leave the hip thrusts to Michael Jackson. — Justin Bieber
- As a kid, I was in love with Michael Jackson, and I just knew I was going to marry him someday. — Mary J. Blige
- Michael Jackson has a very good heart. He was crying when he was giving me the award, 'cause his mind went back… — James Brown
- I started Michael years ago. I saw him in Gary, Indiana, and we'd have him on the talent shows. He kind of… — James Brown
- I don't want to be the next Michael Jordan, I only want to be Kobe Bryant. — Kobe Bryant
- There will never be another Frank Sinatra. I never wanted to be another Frank Sinatra. I only wanted to be another Michael… — Michael Buble
- What a blast it is to be here with Michael Moore. — Madeleine Albright
- I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America. — Tucker Carlson
- As brilliant an individual that Michael Jordan was, he was not successful until he got with a good team unit. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- I think the NBA will certainly survive without Michael Jordan. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- Michael Jordan and Magic and myself all learned how to play the game in college programs that emphasized the team. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried… — John Cleese