Memorable Quotes

1012 Memorable quotes by 485 unique authors

A thug only understands you when you speak his language — Alexander Lukashenko
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.' — Joan Rivers
Comedy - and I say this with humility - comedy needs me. — Joan Rivers
The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from… — Joan Rivers
Find me a man who's interesting enough to have dinner with and I'll be happy. — Lauren Bacall
You can't always be a leading lady. — Lauren Bacall
He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see. — Eamon Dunphy
Found out. A nothing player. — Eamon Dunphy
Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo… — Eamon Dunphy
I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby. — Eamon Dunphy
Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg. — Eamon Dunphy
Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa. — Eamon Dunphy
He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit. — Eamon Dunphy
Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0. — Eamon Dunphy
They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an… — Eamon Dunphy
We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer. — Eamon Dunphy
If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me. — Eamon Dunphy
I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer. — Eamon Dunphy
Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player. — Eamon Dunphy
Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat. — Eamon Dunphy
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player! — Eamon Dunphy
They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on — Eamon Dunphy
My job as a designer is to make a woman feel her very best — Oscar de la Renta
Work hard. Believe in yourself. It's not the publicity that sells the clothes, it's the woman. — Oscar de la Renta
I don't really know how to do casual clothes — Oscar de la Renta

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