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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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My wife's a lot younger than me ... thirty years difference . . . You should never marry a woman a lot…
— Patrick Modiano
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It took me thirty-six years; and, in some fifty stories, ranging in length from short-shorts to novels, I think I must have…
— Isaac Asimov
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It has taken me thirty three years and a bang on the head to get my values right.
— Stirling Moss
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Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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Grant me thirty years of equal division of inheritances and a free press, and I will provide you with a republic.
— Alexis de Tocqueville
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That same night, I wrote my first short story. It took me thirty minutes. It was a dark little tale about a…
— Khaled Hosseini
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So, it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I…
— Nicholas Sparks
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So. You refuse my money, you serve me thirty-year-old Highland Park scotch, and we've been in the same room for approximately five…
— Ilona Andrews
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We'll split it seventy-thirty. Seventy for me, thirty for you for putting up the thousand dollars and for handling everything on the…
— The Social Network
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Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin. -Henry…
— Goodfellas
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