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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go.
— Elvis Presley
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
— John Oliver
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God, make me a man with thick skin and a soft heart. Make me a man who is tough and tender. Make…
— Darrin Patrick
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I like Jailhouse Rock and Love Me Tender. The black-and-white films. With music, I tend more toward the '70s stuff because I…
— Lisa Marie Presley
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Shining in the midnight moonlight, while the King sings love me tender.
— Laurie Anderson
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Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfill. For my darling, I love you, and I always will.
— Elvis Presley
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At this point, a spaceship could land on Main Street and Elvis could saunter out singing "Love Me Tender," and I wouldn't…
— Michele Bardsley
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Well, you know it's true love Deeper than deep Hotter than a fire Well, it's hard to find and it's harder to…
— Fad Ibra
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