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Me Quotes by Will Rogers
- I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!
- Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that…
- Lord, let me live until I die.
- Now these fellows in Washington wouldn't be so serious and particular if they only had to vote on what they thought was good for the…
- It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.
- I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today.
- Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in…
- I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to…
- If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week
- When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my…
- It's the greatest game I ever saw. You can't lose. Everybody buys to sell and nobody buys to keep. What's worrying me is who is…
- Now I am not unpatriotic, and I want to do my bit, so I hereby offer my services to my President, my country and my…
- Don't invite me if you don't want me.
- We had a great lunch. Senator Capper paid for it. The Republican pays, as usual. And everything that the Democrats are doin' now, the Republicans…
- It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something.
- The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me…
- Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way…
- My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale