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- Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. — Ambrose Bierce
- I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t,… — Kanye West
- Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't. — Karl Lagerfeld
- Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. — Joan Rivers
- You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside... — Jim Gaffigan
- I keep looking for ultimate answers, but maybe there aren't any or maybe I'm not looking in the right places, because in… — Rachel Vail
- When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just… — Jack Handey
- My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey
- Sometimes it's just 'Oh my God, I love the taste of fried oysters on French bread with mayonnaise and an order of… — Richard Simmons
- The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated… — Tom Robbins
- In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves. — Rachel Johnson
- Life's like a mayonnaise soda. — Lou Reed