Mayonnaise Quotes
27 quotes by 25 authors
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
— Ambrose Bierce
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I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t, mayonnaise colored benz,…
— Kanye West
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Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.
— Karl Lagerfeld
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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
— Joan Rivers
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You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside...
— Jim Gaffigan
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I keep looking for ultimate answers, but maybe there aren't any or maybe I'm not looking in the right places, because in the section marked…
— Rachel Vail
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When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me,…
— Jack Handey
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My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
— Hubert H. Humphrey
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Sometimes it's just 'Oh my God, I love the taste of fried oysters on French bread with mayonnaise and an order of French fries.' I'm…
— Richard Simmons
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The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated as the tang…
— Tom Robbins
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In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.
— Rachel Johnson
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Life's like a mayonnaise soda.
— Lou Reed
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One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If…
— Mike Ditka
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Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster.
— D. H. Lawrence
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I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give me some Tabasco…
— Wynton Marsalis
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I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.
— Richard Simmons
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My favorite snack would have to be Fritos, no doubt about it. Fritos and mayonnaise. I know. Really healthy, isn't it?
— Sylvester Stallone
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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
— Robin Williams
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I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise.
— Richard Brautigan
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And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise, and wham - instant mixing.
— Jackie Morse Kessler
Who Wrote These Mayonnaise Quotes
25 authors contributed a total of 27 Mayonnaise Quotes as follows: