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- One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it… — Mike Ditka
- Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't. — Karl Lagerfeld
- I eat so much mayonnaise they were going to send me to the Mayo Clinic. — Tom Robbins
- Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. — Ambrose Bierce
- I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t,… — Kanye West
- Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. — Joan Rivers
- You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside... — Jim Gaffigan
- I keep looking for ultimate answers, but maybe there aren't any or maybe I'm not looking in the right places, because in… — Rachel Vail