Masturbating Quotes

39 Masturbating quotes by 24 unique authors

We all have our individual romantic or idealistic ideas. To get information that masturbation is our basic form of sex is hard, because who wants… — Betty Dodson
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine — Prince
Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it just takes about… — Due Date
That awkward moment when being caught masturbating by your parents during orgasm — Dante
Why the fuck am I styling? I competes with myself. When you win against Nicki, you depleted your wealth and I'm not masturbating, but I'm… — Nicki Minaj
I can't stop masturbating, but I don't have to be anywhere for another 7 hours so it's ok. — Asa Akira
My mom never caught me masturbating, so this is the next best thing I guess. Everyone needs to humiliate themselves in front of their parents… — Seth Rogen
Don't Ever do a Long distance relationship, masturbating to a Voice message from London is not your calling. — Klint D Drunk
My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her. — Nikhil Saluja
My laptop is making weird noises I think its masturbating — Amit Verma
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja
Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage. — Nikhil Saluja
I was, uh, masturbating. - me when I don't want to admit I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes playing Angry Birds or Texas… — Nikhil Saluja
Time flies when you're masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja
It's rude to look while I'm masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja
If your nose doesn't bleed after masturbating you fuckers are doing it wrong. — Nikhil Saluja
If no one has ever caught me masturbating, have I even masturbated at all? — Nikhil Saluja
Never been more embarrassed than the time I walked in on a co-worker while I was masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Masturbating Quotes

24 authors contributed a total of 39 Masturbating Quotes as follows: