Martinis Quotes by David Sedaris

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• I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. — Humphrey Bogart
• Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is great for keeping records and putting down details, but… — T. Boone Pickens
• You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was… — Michael Buble
• BIKINIS, ZUCCHINIS, MARTINIS. NO WEENIES — Snoop Dogg
• The brain knows the real secret of seduction, more effective than even music and martinis. Just keep whispering, 'Gee, you are really… — Alison Gopnik
• I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women… — Studs Terkel
• I think people think we're all sipping martinis by the pool. — Maria Menounos
• You don't want to get me started about apple martinis and the affect they have on my lovemaking. I might just throw… — Rick Fox
• Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch? — Christine Baranski
• I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much. — Brett Somers
• Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there… — Matt Damon
• For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and… — David Sedaris

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