Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

The Seed of Chucky is not a good thing to watch before you get married. — Rae Spoon
I just think you should get married if you want to have some kids. — John Corbett
I'm like the opposite of one of those comedians who's funny on stage and depressed behind closed doors . On record, I can get pretty… — Adele
I’m a really big believer that we all have this voice inside of us, and that voice is God talking to us, and we are… — Kelly Cutrone
I know a girl, she been married so many times, she got rice marks all over her face — Tom Waits
I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret. — Bob Newhart
I got married because it was the right time and the right thing to do. — DJ Jazzy Jeff
I am happily married to a wonderful man. He is not in the business. — Erin Moran
I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk… — Shaun Cassidy
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's… — W.C. Fields
I have argued in the past, and would again, if we had been able to pre-empt the attacks of 9/11 would we have done it?… — Dick Cheney
In the true married relationship, the independence of husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal. — Lucretia Mott
I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and… — Rita Rudner
Beaverbrook is so pleased to be in the government that he is like the town tart who finally married the Mayor. — Beverley Baxter
Here may I live what life I please, Married and buried out of sight, - Married to pleasure and buried to pain, - Hidden away… — Violet Fane
I guarantee whenever I get married or have a baby, everyone is going to want to know my kid's name and I'm not going to… — Kristen Stewart
Many married couples separate because they quarrel incessantly, but just as many separate because they were never honest enough or courageous enough to quarrel when… — Sydney J. Harris
My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at… — Ian Fleming
At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career. — Lena Dunham
I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't… — Rod Stewart
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my… — Unknown Author
Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_. — Edward Abbey
Married couples who quarrel bitterly every day may really need each other as deeply as those who appear to be desperately in love. — Edward Abbey
I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell. — Loretta Lynn
How long before married people answer the dictators thus: Regardless of law, marriage has only one definition, and any government that attempts to change it… — Orson Scott Card

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