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John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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Hatred is like fire, it makes even light rubbish deadly.
— George Eliot
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A life of pleasure makes even the strongest mind frivolous at last.
— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
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The approach of liberty makes even an old man brave.
— Seneca the Younger
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Gratitude to God makes even a temporal blessing a taste of heaven.
— William Romaine
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In the abstract art of cooking, ingredients trump appliances, passion supersedes expertise, creativity triumphs over technique, spontaneity inspires invention, and wine makes…
— Bob Blumer
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Necessity makes even the timid brave.
— Sallust
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
— Billy Wilder
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At first glance, the rhythm may be confused with gaiety, but when you look more closely at the mechanism of social life…
— Federico Garcia Lorca
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When you look at other countries that are developing the capabilities and the technology to deploy missiles of very significant destructive capability…
— Don Nickles
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Lately I've been falling asleep listening to 'Common One' by Van Morrison, specifically the song 'Summertime in England.' It's 15 minutes long,…
— Nate Ruess
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Pop music is created by repression - and then the system takes it and makes even more money with it!
— Michel Gondry
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Our Cuba policy didn't make much sense during the Cold War and makes even less sense now.
— Stephen Walt
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