Mad Quotes

2424 Mad quotes by 1562 unique authors

A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are… — Anthony the Great
Imma kill it I promise this, I know you mad. — Drake
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell — Garry Shandling
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get… — Jack Handey
A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
The mass of mankind is divided into two classes, the Sancho Panza's who have a sense for reality, but no ideals, and the Don Quixote's… — George Santayana
Children, when they are little, they make parents fools; when great, mad. — John Ray
There is less harm to be suffered in being mad among madmen than in being sane all by oneself. — Denis Diderot
I have encountered a few 'creationists' and because they were usually nice, intelligent people, I have been unable to decide whether they were really mad… — Arthur C. Clarke
It's funny - people think analysis or psychiatry is mad, and THEY go to CHURCH... — John Malkovich
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey… — Mitch Hedberg
War: that mad game the world so loves to play. — Jonathan Swift
You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life. — Douglas Coupland
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there. — Agnes Repplier
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. — Billy Connolly
The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
If a man rejoice not in his drinking, he is mad; for in drinking it's possible ... to fondle breasts, and to caress well tended… — Euripides
Whom the gods destroy, they first make mad. — Euripides
No doubt [women of faith in the past] were reproached for His name's sake, and accounted mad women; but they had a faith which enabled… — George Whitefield
No storyteller has been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe. — Robert A. Heinlein
A considerable percentage of the people we meet on the street are people who are empty inside, that is, they are actually already dead. It… — G I Gurdjieff
It isn't the experience of today that drives men mad. It is the remorse for something that happened yesterday, and the dread of what tomorrow… — Robert Jones Burdette
Solitude is dangerous to reason, without being favorable to virtue. Remember that the solitary mortal is certainly luxurious, probably superstitious, and possibly mad. — Samuel Johnson
Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood summer beside a lake in… — Diane Ackerman
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to… — Ralph Waldo Emerson

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