Mad Quotes

2424 Mad quotes by 1562 unique authors

I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but… — Jerry Falwell
But it wasn't just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never… — J D Salinger
There is absolutely no point in sitting down to write a book unless you feel that you must write that book, or else go mad,… — Robertson Davies
I eat football, I sleep football. I am not mad I am just passionate — Thierry Henry
Fischer, who may or may not be mad as a hatter, has every right to be horrified — Jeremy Silman
We must not contradict, but instruct him that contradicts us; for a madman is not cured by another running mad also. — Antisthenes
The conventional heaven with its angels perpetually singing etc nearly drove me mad in my youth and made me an atheist for ten years. My… — David Lloyd George
Mad with the love of a wife for her husband... sing for the Most High sing for no other. We are all notes in this… — Trevor Hall
Everybody mad when their paper don't stack right — Curtis Jackson
The great virtue of a diversified food economy, like a diverse pasture or farm, is its ability to withstand any shock. The important thing is… — Michael Pollan
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and… — Jack Handey
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How… — Jack Handey
Mad; adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech, and action derived by the conformants from study… — Ambrose Bierce
When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity; since sanity is, in the last analysis, nothing but the madness on which the… — George Bernard Shaw
What kind of victory is it when someone is left defeated? What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether… — Mahatma Gandhi
He suddenly opened his eyes and looked at everyone in the room. It was a terrible gaze, mad or maybe furious and full of fear… — Svetlana Alliluyeva
There is nothing more likely to drive a man mad, than the being unable to get rid of the idea of the distinction between right… — William Hazlitt
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. As to that regular, uninterrupted love of writing. I do not understand it. I… — Lord Byron
Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I… — William Shakespeare
When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the sea, and the fishermen come… — Ray Davies
Keep out of Chancery. It's being ground to bits in a slow mill; it's being roasted at a slow fire; it's being stung to death… — Charles Dickens
The Westerly Wind asserting his sway from the south-west quarter is often like a monarch gone mad, driving forth with wild imprecations the most faithful… — Joseph Conrad
Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ... or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal… — Gerard De Nerval
The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can't wake up. — D. H. Lawrence
Not only was he not mad, but he was a musician, and my favorite men had always been musicians or writers or anything that involved… — Marian Keyes

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