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Luck Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
- Actually, there is no way of making vomiting courteous. You have to do the next best thing, which is to vomit in such a way…
- Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.
More Luck Quotes
- Sometimes I still can't believe my luck. — David Bailey
- Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me… — Lucille Ball
- I think luck gets you on to the stage. But it has nothing to do with keeping you there. — Eric Bana
- This world is run with far too tight a rein for luck to interfere. Fortune sells her wares; she never gives them.… — Amelia Barr
- It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree. — Charles Baudelaire
- We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. — Milton Berle
- I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night… — Yogi Berra
- I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage. — Halle Berry