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• If libertarianism were easy to explain, and it weren't easy to exaggerate the effects of libertarianism, I think it would have been…
• The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
• Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
• Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not…
• Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.
• We're told cars are wasteful. Wasteful of what? Oil did a lot of good sitting in the ground for millions of years.…
• The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important at a funeral to display excessive grief. This…
• Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.

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