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Long Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
- Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship.
- In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that when…
- It takes a lot of weapons to do good works (as Richard the Lionhearted could have told us). And this is not just a Somali…
- The Constitution is an equally forthright piece of work and quite succinct ... giving the complete operating instructions for a nation of 250 million people.…
- War will exist as long as there's a food chain.
- The wonder is that communism lasted so long. But then again, modern poetry lasted a long time, too.
- Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good…
- The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can't do, shouldn't do, had better not do very often…
- The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the people at the end of…
- Kabul is a walled city, which sounds romantic except the walls are pre-cast reinforced concrete blast barriers, 10 feet tall and 15 feet long and…
- A deadly sins addendum is long overdue. Life has changed since Pope Gregory the Great scribbled his initial list in the sixth century.
More Long Quotes
- If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
- I've known you long enough to know you try not to let your feelings show. Lately when I hold you near, I… — Superman
- Friendship is not only about sharing each and everything having long conversation, hanging out, its about having complete trust in each other… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came to the… — Dido Armstrong
- Still we live meanly like ants, though the fable tells us we were long ago changed into men. — Henry David Thoreau
- I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him… — Janis Joplin