Local Quotes
1172 Local quotes by 970 unique authors
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The local wellness shots in Malibu are like meeting for tequila shots with friends. The best sickness remedy! Yuck! But they work.
— Brooke Burke
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Let's keep fighting for a president who's never stopped fighting for us! Go online. Find your local campaign office. Call your friends. Call some strangers.…
— Kal Penn
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The results of ignoring church discipline are catastrophic. Gross public sin is overlooked, ignored, and tolerated. The fellowship of believers deteriorates to the point where…
— John Macarthur
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In general, we continue to believe that local governments should not have a competitive advantage when competing with the private sector, and they should not…
— John Williams
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I personally do not favor ordaining women as elders in the local church...I encourage our women to participate in any ministry, except church governance.
— John Wimber
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Everyone here calls it the local department store. Its actually the Wilkinson County dump.
— Honey Boo Boo Child
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A local government in Indonesia is attempting to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants. But if I know masseuses,…
— Seth Meyers
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I always like my trailer or hotel room to have fresh flowers or pillows I find at a local flea market,anything to personalize the environment.…
— Chloe Sevigny
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What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine
— Hussein Nishah
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Conservatives who believe that the Constitution should be interpreted according to the plain meaning of its language and the original intent of the Framers have…
— David Limbaugh
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A guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isnt fully convinced, but the…
— Theophilus
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I think it's funny: when your local area has delicious fruit, you'd still choose a fruit that is uncommon in your area even if it…
— Guardian
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Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!
— Bubbly
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People should stop denying the inevitable long distance relationships NEVER work. why? because you will probably never get to see the person. and if the…
— Unknown Author
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A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets.
— Amit Verma
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A total of 111 people were killed on Wednesday in operations Assad forces staged in several cities of Syria. According to the Syrian Network for…
— Unknown Author
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It's All About Priorities, What People Call Suffocation In Local Train, Becomes Atmosphere In A Club...
— Ritu Ghatourey
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I am eating with my friends in a local market
— Yuran Ivo
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I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At theatre: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here.…
— Zhat*
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Something's happened in our society which I don't think is beneficial, and that's that you see the public being fed box-office news. Newscasts now, every…
— Bryan Cranston
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Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While…
— Babloo
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