Local Quotes

1172 Local quotes by 970 unique authors

The local wellness shots in Malibu are like meeting for tequila shots with friends. The best sickness remedy! Yuck! But they work. — Brooke Burke
Let's keep fighting for a president who's never stopped fighting for us! Go online. Find your local campaign office. Call your friends. Call some strangers.… — Kal Penn
The results of ignoring church discipline are catastrophic. Gross public sin is overlooked, ignored, and tolerated. The fellowship of believers deteriorates to the point where… — John Macarthur
In general, we continue to believe that local governments should not have a competitive advantage when competing with the private sector, and they should not… — John Williams
I personally do not favor ordaining women as elders in the local church...I encourage our women to participate in any ministry, except church governance. — John Wimber
Everyone here calls it the local department store. Its actually the Wilkinson County dump. — Honey Boo Boo Child
A local government in Indonesia is attempting to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants. But if I know masseuses,… — Seth Meyers
I always like my trailer or hotel room to have fresh flowers or pillows I find at a local flea market,anything to personalize the environment.… — Chloe Sevigny
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine — Hussein Nishah
Conservatives who believe that the Constitution should be interpreted according to the plain meaning of its language and the original intent of the Framers have… — David Limbaugh
A guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isnt fully convinced, but the… — Theophilus
I think it's funny: when your local area has delicious fruit, you'd still choose a fruit that is uncommon in your area even if it… — Guardian
Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital! — Bubbly
People should stop denying the inevitable long distance relationships NEVER work. why? because you will probably never get to see the person. and if the… — Unknown Author
A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets. — Amit Verma
A total of 111 people were killed on Wednesday in operations Assad forces staged in several cities of Syria. According to the Syrian Network for… — Unknown Author
It's All About Priorities, What People Call Suffocation In Local Train, Becomes Atmosphere In A Club... — Ritu Ghatourey
I am eating with my friends in a local market — Yuran Ivo
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. — Nikhil Saluja
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At theatre: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here.… — Zhat*
Something's happened in our society which I don't think is beneficial, and that's that you see the public being fed box-office news. Newscasts now, every… — Bryan Cranston
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While… — Babloo

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