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Ryan Stiles has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
• If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
• If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
• When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
• I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United…
• If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
• I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just…
• I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
• What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from…
• Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
• I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
• The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

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