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• Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
• I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going…
• People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.
• I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
• Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the…
• Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry…
• There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the…
• You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to…
• All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?
• When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up…
• Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself…
• To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against…

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