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Alan Coren has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
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English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate…
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Can anything match that first fine discovery of the telephone and all it stood for? That first realization that, contained within ten…
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Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come
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To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid…
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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are…
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
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Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.
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All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.
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Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)
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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much…
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Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay.
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Surrender to life today. Don't fight anything. Just enjoy the flow.
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My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing.
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The single greatest thing you can do to change your life today would be to start being grateful for what you have…
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Live now, believe me, wait not till tomorrow; Gather the roses of life today.
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Christ cannot live His life today in this world without our mouth, without our eyes, without our going and coming, without our…
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My biggest sorrow, when looking back on my youth, is how much of it I somehow missed. Now, looking at my life…
— Marianne Williamson
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Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come
— Alan Coren
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Even in the most beautiful music, there are some silences, which are there so we can witness the importance of silence. Silence…
— Andrea Bocelli
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Live life today and deal with tomorrow when it comes!
— Unknown Author
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If I could change the way I live my life today, I wouldn't change a single thing.
— Lisa Stansfield
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I don't like to lose, and that isn't so much because it is just a football game, but because defeat means the…
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