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• Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. — Woody Allen
• Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. — Bill Gates
• We've learned how to destroy, but not to create; how to waste, but not to build; how to kill men, but not… — Omar N. Bradley
• Whenever life sucks, remember you're going to die someday. — Oscar Wilde
• God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take… — Bill Maher
• Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way. — Axl Rose
• The world is a grindstone and life is your nose — Fred Allen
• Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes — Luigi Pirandello
• Although it is a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out, sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do… — Bertrand Russell
• Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
• I should have died when I was sixteen, when I planned to commit suicide. And I was an atheist until then. I… — Lacey Mosley
• People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the… — Louis C. K.

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