Life Sucks Quotes
132 quotes by 112 authors
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
— Woody Allen
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Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
— Bill Gates
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We've learned how to destroy, but not to create; how to waste, but not to build; how to kill men, but not how to save…
— Omar N. Bradley
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Whenever life sucks, remember you're going to die someday.
— Oscar Wilde
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God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and…
— Bill Maher
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Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way.
— Axl Rose
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The world is a grindstone and life is your nose
— Fred Allen
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Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes
— Luigi Pirandello
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Although it is a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out, sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do with their lives…
— Bertrand Russell
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Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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I should have died when I was sixteen, when I planned to commit suicide. And I was an atheist until then. I was an atheist,…
— Lacey Mosley
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People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.
— Louis C. K.
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Hundreds of butts in piles on the ground to mark the spot, their lives sucked out of them by their users in panicked distressed frenzy,…
— Cecelia Ahern
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Life sucks order from a sea of disorder.
— James Gleick
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Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it.
— James Huneker
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It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done.
— Samuel Johnson
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The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
— Don Marquis
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
— Chuck Palahniuk
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The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and…
— Ted Dekker
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Life Sucks,get a helmet
— Denis Leary
Who Wrote These Life Sucks Quotes
112 authors contributed a total of 132 Life Sucks Quotes, led by these top contributors: