Life Sucks Quotes

132 quotes by 112 authors

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. — Woody Allen
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. — Bill Gates
We've learned how to destroy, but not to create; how to waste, but not to build; how to kill men, but not how to save… — Omar N. Bradley
Whenever life sucks, remember you're going to die someday. — Oscar Wilde
God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and… — Bill Maher
Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way. — Axl Rose
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose — Fred Allen
Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes — Luigi Pirandello
Although it is a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out, sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do with their lives… — Bertrand Russell
Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
I should have died when I was sixteen, when I planned to commit suicide. And I was an atheist until then. I was an atheist,… — Lacey Mosley
People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesnâ€™t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone. — Louis C. K.
Hundreds of butts in piles on the ground to mark the spot, their lives sucked out of them by their users in panicked distressed frenzy,… — Cecelia Ahern
Life sucks order from a sea of disorder. — James Gleick
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. — James Huneker
It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done. — Samuel Johnson
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. — Don Marquis
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. — Chuck Palahniuk
The worldâ€™s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and… — Ted Dekker
Life Sucks,get a helmet — Denis Leary

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