Lettuce Quotes
60 Lettuce quotes by 56 unique authors
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What are plants doing? What are plants all about? They serve human beings by being decorative, but what is it from its own point of…
— Alan Watts
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It's pronounced 'Romaine,' like the lettuce.
— Rebecca Romijn
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We humans are here because nothing can be perfect. There always have to be some living things that are unsatisfied, itchy, trying too hard. If…
— Miranda July
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Just because we can ship organic lettuce from the Salinas Valley, or organic cut flowers from Peru, doesn't mean we should do it, not if…
— Joel Salatin
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
— Erma Bombeck
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Painting, for me, when it really 'happens,' is as miraculous as any natural phenomenon - as say, a lettuce leaf. By 'happens,' I mean the…
— Lee Krasner
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You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.
— Paula Deen
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It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'.
— Beatrix Potter
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And talking about dark! You think dark is just one color, but it ain't. There're five or six kinds of black. Some silky, some woolly.…
— Toni Morrison
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You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella. First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought that the healthiest…
— David Letterman
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Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the…
— Terry Pratchett
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You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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There was always a slug on the lettuce. This was too good to be true. He had never trusted Jester, and didn't trust David. He…
— Charlie Higson
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Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens, to the which our wills are gardeners: so that if we…
— William Shakespeare
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Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of the sides, preferably…
— Raymond Chandler
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I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks its a lettuce."…
— Patrick Rothfuss
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I took three steps back; he nudged the door closed with his foot. “You like Mexican?” he asked. “I—” I’d like to know what you’re…
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given up the cheese…
— Sarah Dessen
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A naked lunch is natural to us We eat reality sandwiches. But allegories are so much lettuce. Don't hide the madness.
— Allen Ginsberg
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On the moon we have everything. Lettuce, and pumpkin pie and Amanita phalloides. We have cat-furred plants and horses dancing with their wings. All the…
— Shirley Jackson
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I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so…
— Darynda Jones
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Throwing blondes at Locke Lamora was not unlike throwing lettuce at sharks.
— Scott Lynch
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Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.
— Charles Dudley Warner
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Salad can get a bad rap. People think of bland and watery iceberg lettuce, but in fact, salads are an art form, from the simplest…
— Marcus Samuelsson
Who Wrote These Lettuce Quotes
56 authors contributed a total of 60 Lettuce Quotes, led by these top contributors: