Lettuce Quotes

60 Lettuce quotes by 56 unique authors

What are plants doing? What are plants all about? They serve human beings by being decorative, but what is it from its own point of… — Alan Watts
It's pronounced 'Romaine,' like the lettuce. — Rebecca Romijn
We humans are here because nothing can be perfect. There always have to be some living things that are unsatisfied, itchy, trying too hard. If… — Miranda July
Just because we can ship organic lettuce from the Salinas Valley, or organic cut flowers from Peru, doesn't mean we should do it, not if… — Joel Salatin
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along. — Erma Bombeck
Painting, for me, when it really 'happens,' is as miraculous as any natural phenomenon - as say, a lettuce leaf. By 'happens,' I mean the… — Lee Krasner
You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken. — Paula Deen
It is said that the effect of eating too much lettuce is 'soporific'. — Beatrix Potter
And talking about dark! You think dark is just one color, but it ain't. There're five or six kinds of black. Some silky, some woolly.… — Toni Morrison
You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella. First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought that the healthiest… — David Letterman
Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the… — Terry Pratchett
You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad. — Arthur Conan Doyle
There was always a slug on the lettuce. This was too good to be true. He had never trusted Jester, and didn't trust David. He… — Charlie Higson
Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens, to the which our wills are gardeners: so that if we… — William Shakespeare
Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is! — Becca Fitzpatrick
Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of the sides, preferably… — Raymond Chandler
I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks its a lettuce."… — Patrick Rothfuss
I took three steps back; he nudged the door closed with his foot. “You like Mexican?” he asked. “I—” I’d like to know what you’re… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given up the cheese… — Sarah Dessen
A naked lunch is natural to us We eat reality sandwiches. But allegories are so much lettuce. Don't hide the madness. — Allen Ginsberg
On the moon we have everything. Lettuce, and pumpkin pie and Amanita phalloides. We have cat-furred plants and horses dancing with their wings. All the… — Shirley Jackson
I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so… — Darynda Jones
Throwing blondes at Locke Lamora was not unlike throwing lettuce at sharks. — Scott Lynch
Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it. — Charles Dudley Warner
Salad can get a bad rap. People think of bland and watery iceberg lettuce, but in fact, salads are an art form, from the simplest… — Marcus Samuelsson

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