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• Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
• It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
• I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
• Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
• You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
• The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
• It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
• I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
• I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
• Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
• You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
• Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

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