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Law Quotes by Will Rogers
- Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.
- Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement.…
- When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law.
- With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
- The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the…
- We will never get anywhere with our finances till we pass a law saying...every time we appropriate something, we...pass another bill...stating where the money is…
- I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living,…
- There is two types of Larceny, Petty and Grand. They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always…
- We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course.
- We never will have any prosperity that is free from speculation till we pass a law that every time a broker or person sells something,…
- And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or…
- The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
More Law Quotes
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
- The law is reason, free from passion. — Aristotle
- I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. — Aristotle
- Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. — Aristotle
- When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- There's no rule, no law, no regulation that says you can't come back. So I have every right to come back. — Lance Armstrong
- This is the sheriff you're talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to stop me… — Joe Arpaio
- Intelligence agencies keep things secret because they often violate the rule of law or of good behavior. — Julian Assange
- In my role as Wikileaks editor, I've been involved in fighting off many legal attacks. To do that, and keep our sources… — Julian Assange
- Ethics are not necessarily to do with being law-abiding. I am very interested in the moral path, doing the right thing. — Kate Atkinson