Laugh Quotes

4646 Laugh quotes by 2596 unique authors

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can… — Billy Crystal
I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett
Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his… — David Niven
I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like… — Jeremy London
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms. — Elizabeth Hurley
I'm not a comedian. I'm not a show host. I'm a musician. That's why I've turned down offers to host the Grammy Awards and the… — Michael Jackson
I'm not trying to be philosophical, but I really think it's my job to help children. And I don't care if people laugh. — Michael Jackson
Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere. — Judd Nelson
There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like… — Hal Holbrook
If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there's nothing more attractive than someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. — Shay Mitchell
About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh. — Ted Levine
Tabloids can be fun. I see stuff sometimes and have a good laugh. — Adrian Grenier
I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man,… — Chris Kattan
A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have. — Charles Fleischer
So I hope that there are people out there laughing. Laugh loud, please. Laugh until your lungs give out because I will have the last… — Kanye West
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall… — David Lynch
I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. Its great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you… — Luke Wilson
Whatever kind of movie it is, youre going to be more into it when you care more about the drama, or youll have a better… — Luke Wilson
Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you... And… — Donald O'Connor
Most of what gets made now, you laugh your way through, go home and forget you've seen it — Tom Berenger
If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side. — John Waters
I love to entertain, I love to make people laugh, cry, and move them, perhaps moving them in their lives. — Corbin Bernsen
Always be your husband's best friend, make him laugh and give him a little bit of freedom - you can't suffocate him. — Roselyn Sanchez
I always laugh a lot when I see the dramas that I end up doing. I see myself behaving very seriously and I'm like, 'What… — Gael Garcia Bernal
I adopt a very simple approach. I observe and reflect real life and ordinary people and sooner or later that raises a laugh. — Alberto Sordi

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