Laugh Quotes

4646 Laugh quotes by 2596 unique authors

The really happy man never laughs - seldom - though he may smile. He does not need to laugh, for laughter, like weeping is a… — Unknown Author
You've got a way with words. You got me smiling even when it hurts. There's no way to measure what your love is worth, I… — Marilyn Monroe
American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is. — Desi Arnaz
I love comedy; so you want to make them happy, make them laugh. — Delta Burke
Don't whine... laugh. — Unknown Author
Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself — Harry Emerson Fosdick
That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man — Charlie Flynn
I love making people laugh. It's an addiction and it's probably dysfunctional, but I am addicted to it and there's no greater pleasure for me… — Jay Roach
Get into the habit of laughing; too many of us have forgotten how to laugh. As people grow older, they sometimes forget that they ever… — Maxwell Maltz
All you earnest young men out to save the world. . . please, have a laugh. — Reinhold Niebuhr
We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it? — Betty White
When all the archetypes burst out shamelessly, we plumb the depths of Homeric profundity. Two clichés make us laugh but a hundred clichés moves us… — Umberto Eco
I never knew what basketball was. I started playing on the playground. People used to laugh at me and joke at me because I was… — Patrick Ewing
But it makes an immigrant laugh to hear the fears of the nationalist, scared of infection, penetration, miscegenation, when this is small fry, peanuts, compared… — Zadie Smith
Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group… — Jack Handey
Anywhere, anytime, I'd sacrifice the finest nuance for a laugh, the most elegant trope for a smile. — Edward Abbey
Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side. — Jane Austen
Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of… — Kurt Vonnegut
Trying to predict the future is a discouraging and hazardous occupation. If by some miracle a prophet could describe the future exactly as it was… — Arthur C. Clarke
What people who don't write don't understand is that they think you make up the line consciously — but you don't. It proceeds from your unconscious. So… — Woody Allen
My brother was a great audience, and if he liked the picture, he would laugh and laugh and laugh, and he would want to keep… — Lynn Johnston
No shoots, says Friday, no yet, me shoot now, me no kill; me stay, give you one more laugh. — Daniel Defoe
I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny! — Homer
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman… — Homer
I get a great laugh from artists who ridicule the critics as parasites and artists manqués — sucha horrible joke. I can’t imagine a more… — Manny Farber

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