Laugh Quotes

4646 Laugh quotes by 2596 unique authors

No one can write a best seller by trying to. He must write with complete sincerity; the clichés that make you laugh, the hackneyed characters,… — W. Somerset Maugham
If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the… — Kurt Vonnegut
People who do not know how to laugh are always pompous and self-conceited. — William Makepeace Thackeray
For the first two movies, I had a huge crush on Tom Felton. He was my first crush. He totally knows. We talked about it… — Emma Watson
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough. — Joan Rivers
I have no reason to influence people. I just want to have it all for myself. I just want someone to pat me on the… — Robert Pattinson
I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh. — Norman Wisdom
Thats the beauty of sport. Sometimes you laugh, sometimes you cry — Pep Guardiola
I felt really bad for someone who is swimming in so much hate. I just thought, that's someone who's in a really bad spot, and… — Melissa McCarthy
Making people laugh is one of the highest achievements you can have. And when you can make someone laugh and cry, alternatively, as Chaplin does… — Elliott Erwitt
"Do not call yourself an "artist-photographer" and make "artist-painters" and "artist-sculptors" laugh; call yourself a photographer and wait for artists to call you brother." — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm going to miss his childlike laugh. I'll forget the goals but I'll never forget that laugh. — Gordon Strachan
If it makes you laugh, if it makes you cry, if it rips out your heart, that's a good picture. — Eddie Adams
Whenever I drink champagne I either laugh or cry...I get so emotional! I love champagne. — Tina Turner
A man cannot make him laugh; but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.... If I had a thousand sons, the first human principle I… — William Shakespeare
Looking for a cricket quote for inspiration? Or, maybe a cricket quote to make you laugh? Check out this collection of the best cricket quotations. — John Arlott
I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay… — Simon Pegg
I know I am deathless. No doubt I have died myself ten thousand times before. I laugh at what you call dissolution, and I know… — Walt Whitman
She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh. — Sharon Olds
When someone cares... it is easier to speak, it is easier to listen, it is easier to play, it is easier to work. When someone… — Susan Polis Schutz
If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked! — Elizabeth Taylor
America is said to have the highest per capita boredom of any spot on earth! We know that because we have the greatest number of… — Billy Graham
Perchance that I might learn what pity is, That I might laugh at erring men no more. — Michelangelo
You silly humans make me laugh when you say you're 'not looking for a relationship right now' -as if you had a choice in when… — Carlos Salinas de Gortari
It is the Creator´s Grand Army, and he is the Commander-in-Chief... With these facts before you, now try to guess man´s chiefest pet name for… — Mark Twain

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