"Life is very tough. If you don't laugh,…" — Joan Rivers
"Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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When things are really dismal, you can laugh, or you can cave in completely.
— Margaret Atwood
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
— Jane Austen
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My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.
— Dan Aykroyd
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We neither laugh alone, nor weep alone, why then should we pray alone?
— Anna Letitia Barbauld
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I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create…
— Joseph Barbera
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I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake…
— Roseanne Barr
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I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name.…
— Joey Lauren Adams
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You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
— Ethel Barrymore
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When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever…
— John Adams
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I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry.
— Pierre Beaumarchais
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The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to weep, somewhere else another stops.…
— Samuel Beckett
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