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1060 Laid quotes by 823 unique authors

In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and… — Graham Chapman
All the little money that ever came into my hands was ever laid out in books. — Benjamin Franklin
It was as if that great rush of anger had washed me clean, emptied me of hope, and, gazing up at the dark sky spangled… — Albert Camus
Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion.… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
There are in this world blessed souls, whose sorrows all spring up into joys for others; whose earthly hopes, laid in the grave with many… — Harriet Beecher Stowe
If you can see your path laid out in front of you step by step, you know it's not your path. Your own path you… — Joseph Campbell
He is life's liberating force. He is release of limbs and communion through dance. He is laughter, and music in flutes. He is repose from… — Euripides
Our lives are so important to us that we tend to think the story of them begins with our birth. First there was nothing, then… — Diane Setterfield
Randall laid his hand on Stella's, but only to remove it from his sleeve. "My precious, you really must have some regard for my clothes,"… — Georgette Heyer
The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft agley. — Robert Burns
... He had always rather liked emergencies. Other people's at any rate. They put your own problems into perspective. It was like being on a… — Mark Haddon
I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I… — Jane Austen
Very well, but remember this... I'll be looking at you when you're laid on the cross and the twelve blows are crashing down on your… — Patrick SÃ¼skind
Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it's about enriching the lives of those who… — Stephen King
for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I… — Charles Bukowski
Come away, come away, Death, And in sad cypress let me be laid; Fly away, fly away, breath, I am slain by a fair cruel… — William Shakespeare
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. — Dorothy Parker
For once the disease of reading has laid upon the system it weakens so that it falls an easy prey to that other scourge which… — Virginia Woolf
If the crowns of all the kingdoms of the empire were laid down at my feet in exchange for my books and my love of… — Francois Fenelon
[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid. — Thomas Pynchon
How do you know that, Philo, dear?" But Philologos had had enough of being condescended to. "Because, Lamion, I am not as dumb as you… — Megan Whalen Turner
How could a just God permit great misery? The Haitian peasants answered with a proverb: "Bondye konn bay, men li pa konn separe," in literal… — Tracy Kidder
A few weeks later, I’m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the start of the official Mensa test. I’m sitting next to a guy… — A. J. Jacobs
Maybe there are moments between any two adults in love when the age of one of them dissolves before the other's eyes, when the first… — Marianne Wiggins
It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid. — Aristotle

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