Laid Quotes

1060 Laid quotes by 823 unique authors

I like someone I can have fun with and who can be more laid-back than I am, because it calms me down. — Ashley Tisdale
I have seen how the foundations of the world are laid, and I have not the least doubt that it will stand a good while. — Henry David Thoreau
My teenage years were exactly what they were supposed to be. Everybody has their own path. It's laid out for you. It's just up to… — Justin Timberlake
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. — Mark Twain
I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS. — Steven Tyler
I perceived how that it was impossible to establish the lay people in any truth except the Scripture were plainly laid before their eyes in… — William Tyndale
Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have… — Mike Tyson
That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up. — Mike Tyson
Falling in love is the best way to kill your heart because then it's not yours anymore. It's laid in a coffin, waiting to be… — Ville Valo
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. — Izaak Walton
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments. — George Washington
It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a Free… — George Washington
Buddhism has in it no idea of there being a moral law laid down by somekind of cosmic lawgiver. — Alan Watts
It is not the cause for which men took up arms that makes a victory more just or less, it is the order that is… — Simone Weil
I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid. — Kanye West
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out. — Flip Wilson
I had a TV set and a typewriter and that made me think a computer should be laid out like a typewriter with a video… — Steve Wozniak
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. — Steven Wright
I act according to the requirements of the character, and if I try to play the role, then I play it truthfully. In my daily… — Donnie Yen
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa
Popular culture bombards us with examples of animals being humanized for all sorts of purposes, ranging from education to entertainment to satire to propaganda. Walt… — Frans de Waal
But I began then to think of time as having a shape, something you could see, like a series of liquid transparencies, one laid on… — Margaret Atwood
Each day the storm clouds were opening like great purple flowers and pouring out their dark thunder. Each nightfall, the storm was laid down on… — Eudora Welty
...and Jo laid the rustling sheets together with a careful hand, as one might shut the covers of a lovely romance, which holds the reader… — Louisa May Alcott
I drew laughing, high-breasted girls aquaplaning without a care in the world, as a result of being amply protected against such national evils as bleeding… — J D Salinger

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