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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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I've been to enough other countries in the world to know what happens when you have socialized single-payer health care. It works.…
— Jello Biafra
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What a story that would make! How many men and women go through the same rivers, menaced by the same sharp clichés,…
— Richard Bach
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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Do you know what happens when an Arabian woman dances? She does not dance: she protests, she loves, she cries, she makes…
— Unknown Author
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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out…
— Jack Handey
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At this time of crisis we cannot be concerned solely with ourselves, withdrawing into loneliness, discouragement and a sense of powerlessness in…
— Pope Francis
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I've known parabatai so close they were almost the same person; do you know what happens, when one of them dies, to…
— Magnus
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Know what happens when an individual declares bankruptcy and how it affects his or her life.
— Marilyn vos Savant
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I think the way I feel when I look at Evan comes from her. In pictures taken the day she married my…
— Elizabeth Scott
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You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.
— Bill Maher
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You should know what happens when you play with fire, Cahill. Eventually, you'll get burned.
— Maria V. Snyder
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I know about parabatai,” said Magnus, an angry, dark undercurrent to his voice. “I’ve known parabatai so close they were almost the…
— Cassandra Clare
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