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- Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and…
- You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. ... Government contains impure ingredients - as anybody who's looked at Congress can…
- You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes…
- You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.
- It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still…
- The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in…
- Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.
- In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic.
- There was also a hunger strike in front of the National Press Club, which seemed an odd place to have a hunger strike (a cocktail…
- If a journalist shows a facility for praise he's liable to be offered a job in public relations or advertising and the next thing you…
- I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.
- I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it…
- A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes…
- America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God. Start thinking and pretty soon…
- The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and we…
- I'd like to end the book a lot of ways. Except I don't have any answers. Use your common sense. Be nice. This is the…
- You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
- The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or…
- I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.
- Those who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke
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- I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself. — Pietro Aretino
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- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle