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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?
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America is never wholly herself unless she is engaged in high moral principle. We as a people have such a purpose today.…
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Love is the only bow of life's dark cloud. It is the Morning and Evening Star. It shines upon the cradle of…
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I can express no kinder sign of love, than this kind kiss.
— William Shakespeare
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Eternity looks grander and kinder if time grow meaner and more hostile.
— Thomas Carlyle
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We need to be kinder with one another, more gentle and forgiving. We need to be slower to anger and more prompt…
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Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter,…
— Mickey Rooney
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If each man or woman could understand that every other human life is as full of sorrows, or joys, or base temptations,…
— William Allen White
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It is relatively unusual that a physical scientist is truly an atheist. Why is this true? Some point to the anthropic constraints,…
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