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Kill You Quotes by Jake Johannsen
- A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she…
- Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.
More Kill You Quotes
- I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. — Scott Adams
- Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. — Erma Bombeck
- The idea that there is one kind of African is, of course, ridiculous. Sometimes African entrepreneurs want to kill you because you… — Bono
- I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I… — Christina Aguilera
- You don't know whether chimps are going to kill you or kiss you. They're very open on some levels and much more… — Tim Burton
- I think when you see an aircraft fire, these angry, black puffs of smoke, knowing that one of them could kill you… — George H. W. Bush
- Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill… — Anton Chekhov
- A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. — Winston Churchill
- Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. At worst, they may betray… — Unknown Author
- More important, you have to stay happy and positive or the stress will kill you - but at least it will make… — Joely Fisher
- I'd always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to… — Irvine Welsh
- Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to… — Rita Rudner