Kid Quotes

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It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his… — Jerry Seinfeld
[Commercial radio] is owned by one or two corporations now, and they're not in the music business. They're in the advertising business.... So let's not… — Elvis Costello
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my… — Milton Berle
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is… — Jack Handey
You know lots of criticism is written by characters who are very academic and think it is a sign you are worthless if you make… — Ernest Hemingway
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make… — George Carlin
I don't think there's any harm at all in allowing a kid to fantasize. In fact, I think to stop people from fantasizing is a… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those… — Chelsea Handler
I like being what the girls call MOD-"my other Dad." What I've learned in the past year is that every kid is different. But as… — Ashton Kutcher
I always have a camera now that I've got a kid, but I don't think I've got one picture of anyone other than my daughter. — Georgina Chapman
I did research when I was pregnant with my first daughter and was horrified by the chemicals in products, even those meant for babies. I… — Jessica Alba
I don't feel I was ever a 'famous' child actor. I was just a working actor who happened to be a kid. I was never… — Elisabeth Moss
Yeah, anytime anybody has a kid, you know how you feel when you have a kid, you look at the world differently because your kid's… — Jamie Foxx
Yeah, I definitely wanted to do a kids' movie because I have a kid. I want to do things that my daughter can see soon… — David Arquette
We would just go out and line up a bunch of cans and shoot with rifles, handguns and at times, submachine guns... When I was… — Johnny Depp
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers
Every child needs a safe place to fall - a place where he or she can explore things without worrying about failure and judgment. A… — Bill Harley
When I was a kid I respected authority, then as a teenager I gave none; in middle age I expected it; now in old age… — Unknown Author
When I was a kid, my father told me every day, 'You're the most wonderful boy in the world, and you can do anything you… — Unknown Author
You have to teach now - tell a kid how to box out, tell him how to pass, teach him footwork. Players don't understand that… — Oscar Robertson

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