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John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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Just saying no prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.
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If you wonder what the difference between them and me is, I'll break the news: you never heard of them. Most of…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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A win for one is a win for all - and I'm not just saying that because Dumas did.
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A lot of things that I can't get into the room for, even just to be seen, is because they're just saying…
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It’s more than just saying lines and turning the light on. You have to drive the story—there’s a technical aspect.
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Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in…
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