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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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Popular Jumpsuits quotes from across the collection:
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The message of a leopard-print jumpsuit is clear: 'I am a huntress who delights in eating the offal of her prey.'
— Simon Doonan
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
— John Oliver
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If people work together, if they can keep a cooperative spirit and use their ingenuity and balance it all with good humor…
— Harold Ramis
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You get taken in, and they give you a jumpsuit, which are a lot more comfortable than you'd think. It depends on…
— Jayson Werth
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And Sandy Martindale ... dated Elvis before the rhinestone jumpsuits and the drugs, when he was sharp and cool and jagged, like…
— Rick Bragg
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I grew up with a fashion-obsessed mother and an older sister, so there was a lot of fashion in my house. The…
— Nina Garcia
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I will be the 43-year-old guy in the jumpsuit. In my estimation and my image of myself is that I am 23…
— Andy Cohen
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Never trust a man in a jumpsuit
— Charles Bukowski
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Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?
— David Sedaris
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Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off;…
— Eoin Colfer
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Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need…
— Rick Riordan
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