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• If there is a God, he is a malign thug.
• I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.
• Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -…
• My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and…
• One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.
• A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.
• Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
• Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
• An author values a compliment even when it comes from a source of doubtful competency.
• One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare
• Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography…
• We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but…

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