Joints Quotes

274 quotes by 251 authors

Marathons are hard because of the physical pain, the pounding on the muscles, joints, tendons. — Lance Armstrong
Basically no, I mean I think that it's very easy to like I say, smoke a joint or even to wear a Chairman Mao button,… — Lester Bangs
Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll… — Stephen Baldwin
If I'm in Rome for only 48 hours, I would consider it a sin against God to not eat cacio e pepe, the most uniquely… — Anthony Bourdain
At that time a senator who was on the Joint Committee of Atomic Energy said rather quietly, 'You know, we're having a little problem with… — David R. Brower
The voting booth joint is a great leveler; the whole neighborhood - rich, poor, old, young, decrepit and spunky - they all turn out in… — David Byrne
The best food is in Chicago. There are great restaurants everywhere, from fancy places to burger joints. — Steve Carell
The universe as we know it is a joint product of the observer and the observed. — Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother. — Harry J. Anslinger
I don't know what is marijuana. Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be criminal. I will have my money for my… — Jean Chretien
The E.U. has moved to combat global terrorism by instituting common European arrest and evidence warrants and creating a joint situation center to pool and… — John Bruton
They grow stiff in the joints. They get in a rut. They go to seed. — James A. Garfield
Businesses once grew by one of two ways; grass roots up, or by acquisition... Today businesses grow through alliances - all kinds of dangerous alliances.… — Peter Drucker
Of all the joint ventures in which we might engage, the most productive, in my view, is educational exchange. I have always had great difficulty-since… — J. William Fulbright
I assume my stance, and take back the club, low, slowly; at the top, my eyes fog over, and my joints dip and swirl like… — John Updike
The enduring responsibility of the United States Air Force is to provide strategic deterrence for the Nation and fly, fight and win as an integral… — Norton A. Schwartz
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen
I smoked this joint and then it hit me. I thought, what you gotta do is play your own simply blues. — Iggy Pop
Opinions are to the vast apparatus of social existence what oil is to machines: one does not go up to a turbine and pour machine… — Walter Benjamin
If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm, then perhaps there are other things that our cops… — Sarah Palin

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