Joints Quotes

274 quotes by 251 authors

When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd… — Willie Nelson
I'd take out a joint and light it. First, just faking it. Then I started lighting live joints, passing them around to the band, you… — Barbra Streisand
As you get older, you can suffer from painful hips, and our joints wear a lot quicker than for people of average height. — Warwick Davis
When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places,… — Aziz Ansari
I was in Florida with Burt Stern, the photographer who shot Marilyn Monroe on the beach with a sweater, and we smoked a joint. The… — Rosanna Arquette
With access to the clubs, access to the strip joints. My house. My boat. Weâ€™re talking about high school football players. Not anybody can just… — Nevin Shapiro
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is… — Janusz Palikot
In karate, hitting, thrusting, and kicking are not the only methods, throwing techniques and pressure against joints are included â€¦ all these techniques should be… — Gichin Funakoshi
Basically we are always educating for a world that is or is becoming out of joint, for this is the basic human situation, in which… — Hannah Arendt
See here, for our comfort, a sweet agreement of all three persons: the Father giveth a commission to Christ; the Spirit furnisheth and sanctifieth to… — Richard Sibbes
A saint addicted to excessive self-abnegation is a dangerous associate; he may infect you with poverty, and a stiffening of those joints which are needed… — Victor Hugo
I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so… — Charles M. Schulz
One country ... one ideology, one system is not sufficient. It is helpful to have a variety of different approaches ... We can then make… — Dalai Lama
And now for the vapor-bath: on a framework of three sticks, meeting at the top, they stretch pieces of woolen cloth, taking care to get… — Herodotus
To my knowledge, not a single scientist at the Hurricane Research Division, the National Hurricane Center, or the Joint Typhoon Warning Center believes...that there is… — Stanley B. Goldenberg
Associated with this weight gain are increased risks in adulthood for joint problems, angina, high blood pressure, heart attacks, strokes, type 2 diabetes and, ultimately,… — Jeff Schweitzer
We were just drinking some joint juice earlier. — Mac Miller
The independence and liberty you possess are the work of joint efforts and common dangers, sufferings, and successes. — George Washington
You have as great an opportunity for satisfaction in the performance of your duty as I do in mine. The progress of this work will… — Gordon B. Hinckley
You don't want to ruin a kid's life for having a joint, — Rick Perry

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